The Alan Wrench ("He's named after what he is") Award

"If you alter the Cutoff Frequency Knob while the Resonance Knob is set to a high level, you can create a type of sound that is attainable only from a synthesizer."
-- Roland Juno-106 Owner's Manual

We know what they're trying to say, but imagine a similar statement apropos of a guitar (or bagpipes, or a nose flute).

Sometimes just ya gotta smile.